If you are on dialup, I’m SO SORRY

gatzr April 15, 2022 0 Comments

Because: Pictures!

So my morning meeting in Shanghai went well, and we had the afternoon off to sightsee. It was pouring rain — which is my second favorite kind of weather, after “lightly overcast and drizzling” because first of all, I hate glare, and secondly, as my mama always said, “You’re not made of sugar, you won’t melt.” rain clears out the streets and makes everything look even a lot more picturesque, anyway. Every city is romantic in the rain, even Harlow new Town, so Shanghai is practically the LD-50 dose of romantic when it’s raining.

Sadly, my traveling companions didn’t feel the same way about the rain OR ecstatic at the prospect of fabric shopping, so they bailed to go work (or work out). I grabbed a cab to the Shanghai Dongjiadu Lu fabric Market, where I immediately gotten sixteen meters of fabric for about $40.

Here is the great man who sold me the first four meters. (I apologize for my poor cam skillz. They are to be ph34r3d, but not because they are in any way l337.)

It looked like this, a great brown, cafe-au-lait, and red print. The fabric has a great hand, might be a cotton-silk blend, might be a cotton-rayon blend. I made a decision NOT to get any silk charmeuse this time, as I hadn’t sewn any of the silk I gotten last September in Beijing, and because I didn’t want to go home with a lot of chinoiserie that I wouldn’t wear. I was looking strictly for cotton or silk/cotton prints, the wilder the better.

I see this turning into a late 1930s, early-1940s-ish dress with maybe a little collar, gathering under the bust, and a quarter-circle skirt, below-knee-length.

Then I passed the Stall of the crazy Skirts, or maybe The home of Shanghai DanceSport — not quite sure what was going on here but I was SORELY TEMPTED. then I remembered just how little space there was in my luggage or my life for a two-tone black-and-red sequined flared and ruffled trumpet miniskirt. Sadly.

Then I gotten the next piece of fabric, a beautiful kind of deco-y blue print. (This picture is especially bad.) It’s a heavy twill weave; I’m pretty sure it’s silk or at least silk-cotton. They had it in three colorways (blue, cream, and green), but this reminded me of the first piece of liberty Tana lawn I ever bought, so I chose the blue. I think it wants to be a tailored 50s dress with welted hip pockets and a vee neck.

After this I realized that my careful plan to walk down every aisle in calm consideration had evaporated and that I had no idea in any way which aisles I’d been down already (okay, I recognized the stall of cartoon character bedding, and the stall of fake fur with arguing people, and the stall of the really cute green corduroy jacket when I saw them again) so I stopped trying to be systematic and just wandered. I found this in a stall of shirtings — it’s 54 inches large or so (all the rest were 45):

This one wants to be a hippie chick dress banded in brown. Or possibly that celery green. I think. For a while now every piece of fabric that I get wants to be the hippie chick dress, but last summer everything wanted to be a circle skirt. often you just have to look at the fabric and say, sternly: “Listen, you know I love you, right? and that I want you to be happy? but I already have [insert astronomical number here] of that pattern made up — here’s a great stack of really pretty patterns. I’ll leave you alone with them for a while and you can make up your mind, ‘kay?”

Finally, I was either about ready to go, or ready to really splurge and get a piece of double-faced cashmere, even though it weighs about a gazillion pounds and even though I would never have the strength of will to cut into it, when I saw this:

It’s a very low-quality voile, which indicates it’s not heavy enough for a dress (unless I pin-tuck it, said the crazy woman), but hey! Cherries! Really, really cute cherries! I gotten 3.8 meters of this — all that was left of the bolt. I had lost my will to do the haggling thing by that point; the whole “look mildly interested, shake head ruefully at price, prepare to walk away, wait for next offer, make lower counteroffer, respond with a lot more head-shaking to new price, blah blah blah” seemed crazy for a difference of, at most, two or three dollars. I barely made an effort with this fabric, so I think this was a lot more expensive than the silk twill!

I did spend a little a lot more time there, mostly enjoying other westerners get measured for tee shirts and suits (I had brought a suit pattern on the off-chance that I’d have time to be fitted and have it made up, but made a decision I’d rather spend the money on fabric), but then the vendors all started packing up, in a foul mood because of the wet floors and leaky roof, so I left and walked a few a lot more blocks in the POURING RAIN, enjoying myself immensely. then I realized, hey, all the buildings on this particular street are completely burnt out, roofless, and uninhabited (and that would be the best case SCENARIO) and all the folks here are staring bemusedly at the western woman in the bright pink raincoat and orange tights, so maybe I must get a cab. So I did.

I also took a picture of The World’s Scariest Mannequin, which need to have been purchased at the fire sale of the Nazi uniform supply Company, but I didn’t publish it. maybe later if you’re all very very good.

It’s 5 a.m. here and I have been up for an hour–topped myself up on sleep yesterday and so the needle pointed to full a couple hours early–and thus you all suffer. next entry will probably be me, live from Budokan, I indicate Tokyo.

If you are on dialup, I’m SO SORRY

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